Thread: e-can -canada goose problem

h ide hi hide hi Canada goose hunters
.a wee gem from a mid week rag "the southern view" last week .
Some office wallah from E-Can , under a heading "soapbox" c/o the impact canadas had on the estuary ,lower avon & heathcote rivers ,bromley shit ponds etc etc and what could be done about it. Ive been posting on this for at least 12months prior.
The usual historical drivel is trotted out ,curiously nothing about previous SNAFU attempts at culls by assorted govt depts. and local bodies.
At the end the breathless wee reporter leaves a note 'should there be goose culls" and provides an email address so you can send them a message.

Im at work at moment ,butI will endeavour to get my daughters assistance and post the thing online for your seasoned ,experienced based advice to our wannabe Sir David Bellamy ,and the aspiring E-Can governer!
GSP follower -No you CANNOT include culling E Can in your reply- Mr Keys fine jolly gents&matron are happy to have their bums warming chch office chairs for a wee while yet(Im nauseous)
incidentally guys im off to Westport for 3months work on Monday so wont be out taggin shagging and baggin our premiere game bird next month but to all you who do have a crack best of british,and hope theyre fine fat buggers!

I hope those fine birds shit all over the beehive, the ecan orifices, DoC and their greeny and Fed mates until they all come begging back to Fish & game to reinstate them as a game bird.

aye woody yer a bloody fine bloke matey.
your sentiments were similar to an extremely pissed off goosehunter at the time who felt as kate wilkinson invited constituents to call into her rangiora electorate office to air their problems, how would she go with a couple of revved up shit laden canadas??????
very bloody hard to swallow a beer when tears of laughter run from your eyes as you imagine the meeting.
if it was any consolation this f..kup eventually cost her the conservation portfolio ,though thepresent ginga minister of dahlia sand begonias aint too promising by any measure.
as for E-Can -psychopaths the lot ,ingratiating 101%,and if any one of the huas shed a tear ,theyd send us a hefty bloody bill for the moisture

Originally Posted by Woody

I hope those fine birds shit all over the beehive, the ecan orifices, DoC and their greeny and Fed mates until they all come begging back to Fish & game to reinstate them as a game bird.

its a fuckin travesty that the pukeko is considered a gamebird and the canada isnt
peas were harvested last night kotuku while i was boppin 3 more rabbits with the venerable russian tank axle

Originally Posted by gsp follower

its a fuckin travesty that the pukeko is considered a gamebird and the canada isnt
peas were harvested last night kotuku while i was boppin 3 more rabbits with the venerable russian tank axle

as ya bloody should ya potbellied serf!
Ivan the bloody terrible used that rifles aunty and if history is to be believed inflicted a fucking sight more damage than 3 rabbits.
wait till i get home tomorrow week-ive got the scent of canadas in me nostrils ,and i can hear the escorts cries of loneliness . Ive labelled me new office "the maimai" and suggested behaviour modification is very bloody effective with a demo of ye old 12g shotty doin her stuff.-some eyebrows headed for space ,couple choked on their latte coffees,but all of em realise Im mad bastard full bloody stop.
Shes a bloody cracker wee hoochie ive got here -room for you boys ,a few beers &a fart or too.we could rustle up a feed,but FFS leave the snoring to me -you lot couldnt ruffle the lace on a transvestites g string if ya all snored together!
BTW-youve got incoming email from my daughter re comms.any probs =pm me on this means.

gspf-pm me wil ya on this means,