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    Geese and swan

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    Sounds like you guys down south are in for some fun.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Flipping heck...the dogs down there must be right shitters...ah, the media...

    "Faeces from (Canada geese and) dogs had also been linked with the estuary's poor health."
    ...amitie, respect mutuel et amour...

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    The sewage from all of Christchurch ends up in the estuary and they think the problem is a couple of thousand gooses?

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    Geeses

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    Quote Originally Posted by nevereadyfreddy View Post
    Geeses
    Geese is the plural
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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveAttack View Post
    The sewage from all of Christchurch ends up in the estuary and they think the problem is a couple of thousand gooses?
    two rivers one the iconic Avon has raw sewage flowing into it since 2010 . And the shit ponds drain into it too wtf ! Its laughable .
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    Letter to the editor worthy.

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    Some fantastically illogical deductions made in that, ... umm, ... you couldn't even call it an article. There is so much wrong with the world, the answer is orange!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gadgetman View Post
    the answer is orange!
    or silver, or purple, or month. Now what do those four words have in common?
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    None of them start with Y
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    unfortunately the CCC is driven by customer demanded ecological ideation.this is a new problem -fuck no -its been going on since pre earthquake times.Ispoke to a work colleague recently who has a mob of 50-60 sitting in the avon river opposite his place .offered me beers ,a deck chair and space on his front lawn if id bring the .22 over and teach em to stop crapping on his grass verge .very bloody tempting that i tell you. iwas also tod by DOC officials ,suppressed .22s were used to clean out bottle lake at burwood which was infested with Canadas!
    Anyhow ,take heart -the CCC has formed a committee to decide on a course of action(read a ratepayer funded bloody great talk fest by local body officials who assume theyre important).I think her worship comrade lianne should front up in her socialist red bikini with camo hip waders and prowl the area ,giving all those errant birds a homily on what theyre doing wrong.
    why -cause polis talk as much shit as geese fire out ,if not more!

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    Well - this is how all that sh*t gets started - six on the water today

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    now T/O thats gonna be six prime eaters if ever i saw em .ho in when the times right -lashings of onions gray and mashed spud ,with plumpyoung goose breast -cripes a man could fart well on that.
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    i doubt the geese swan and other waterfowl combined could match the shite spouting capabilities of stuffed sewage infrastructure and councill sub committee inspired crap talking.
    you can probaly set you watch by ecans band wagon climbing

 

 

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