Thread: Geese and swan

now Dundee old chap if you could flee the palace of tit pulling for a few days we could hopefully show you a new version of tits up as another canada bites the dust!
shit one of our shootin mates (c404)whose had a hell of a time over the last 2-3yrs with injuries&surgery ,even bought himself a 28g and bugga me announced his return by droppin two plump fat honkers on his first outing.made my bloody weekend to see the bugger with the grin on his moosh i tell ya.
thart old buggger youve got on the farm -he resembles gsp follower when im in the maimai with him.... would ya be as kind as to whip out and enquire does he know a grumpy tubby ex shepherd bugger whose moved to shakey town or thereabouts .if the bastard hisses or eyes you up like a scrub bull about to charge you'll have hit the nail on the head.
Do not attempt to smother him in watties and toss him on the hot plate .you must ensure hes gone to the great grass paddock in the sky first.
geese generally have a piss poor sense of humour!!!

Cheers got a laugh out of that but me like button is broken.