Thread: GSP follower C404 got ya ears on????

now the squire of rakaia wishes it be known to all and sundry hes very much alive(unlike his computer).Just did an overnight trip with my gewars .22,.223.&12g.
up the river for a spot ofchainsawing and free firewood -dont believe that bullshit that real blokes cant multitask then off to one of our we duckponds where lately mr bunny&whanau have been gambolling about .
oh yeah pull.22 out ........FMR Ive left the bloody magazine in my truck back at base.righto -out comes the sexy wee russian 12g O/UAKA the baikal blowjob!!
I went walkabout like a dingo on the prowl-no bunnies but two huge coveys of quail-the lift off into the trees like sparrows with turps on their arse!
ah well off to a friendly cockies place who mentioned to GSPF-bunnies are plenty ,pigeons the same and are reclassified to pain in the arse.
cruise on down past the sheds round the corner ...ello,ello what have we here then.a coupla fat uns chewin away not a care in the world.
out hops great white bwana-first bunny -Oh fuck im outta here into the hedge .Mr buck -sits up glaring-yup he didnt survive that blowjob as a claytarget load smacked him right in the chest.fat as butter that bugger.
carry on with the patrol up past the cockies house -ok no rabbit can look like a fence post-too late another fatal blowjob delivered!
me over two months since ive had the baikal bellow ,so im feelin kinda chuffed.
Lotsa barley being grown this year so a slow mobile eyeball patrol in in order.
yeha-a young hare goes supersonic as we follow around the only stubble paddock on the farm.
He pulls up in a hollow -Igo on foot sneaky sneaky (in true infantryman fashion).got the bugger ,but i was just a smidgeon outta range according to the squire ,who then decided to use his 4wd as a cutting horse and round up pesky hare
Oi you wait for me im outta bloody ammo.meanwhile el hareo has made good and has rapidly put lotsa distance tween himself and those bastards.
so after a chat with a tenant on the farm (whose also less than impressed with rabbits&hares shagging about in her vege patch).
we take off up a nice grassy open trackwere Im always seein one of two.
Well bugger me sideways with a grapefruit and call me nigel-sitting right out in the open sunning himself is mr hare-not a care in the world ,and oblivious to the sexy wee beast getting closer-yup there goes another terminal blowjob a 1500fps hull claytarget load right smack in the boilerroom /all three young prime and plump as.
shes off to chase up the local pigeons .bugger me i missed a huge black bastrd -Ilfted my cheek as i touched off the first round,and threw the second after his arse in pure frustration!!
we get int oimplenet shed and theres three well nested up.a 10min chase worthy of any comedy ensued but those cunning huas would not leave the shed-nup slip in behing a steel strut and eye up those human bastards ,then fly to the top of a woodcrate park up and cock your head at em! airrifle to be deployed her!!

overall a bloody enjoyable end to 2016 and my final fling before i move to greymouth to work for 2017 on monday.
happy new year to all and sundry and their long suffering whanau. adios till next time i touch base