Thread: Pukeko and "Sensitive bird caring frustrated gardener" problem.

Originally Posted by gsp follower

massive is totaly correct but try this
dig a massive hole conseal yourself in said hole.
wait for prey.
grab said pook by legs literally scareing the shit out of him/her.
step 2
after wiping pook shit from face and general area repeat until pooks desist or you run out of hidey holes
it goes without saying amount of pook excreta will vary with size of pook so dress accordingly and grip the smaller ones more gently.

Noooo you're doing it wrong. If the pook takes a crap on your face it's going to think it's dominant over you. You need to hold the pook still and take a crap on it so it knows who's boss.