Thread: Smug Dog

ah the wiley buggers luv to keep a man guessing .I got word of a couple of mobs up moonlight way but when it came to look and shoot nup reckon the buggers were on holiday at club goose ellesmere.!!
actually since that debacle of a cull a few years ago most geese now seem more paranoid and twitchy if anything new appears in their ranges.
must agree though a couple of nice plump canada breasts with suitable lubricant can really mellow a mans view of the world and even the other half if she hoves in vision suitably clad!
Numero uno for me is a big juicy canada goose salami -one of them in me guts and whoa even a knot hole in a fence paling makes me springy!!!
BTW talkin of goose recipes -heres mine -slice ya breast thin cross grain and stir fry .remove from pan keep warm .chuck a diced onion in and cook it too.now grab ya favourite seasonings and a little liquid and make yaself as blokes gravy. beer is an ideal liquid -after all chefs do say if its drinkable its ideal to cook with. Rght take some hot dog buns slice em layer the goose then onions and ya gravy over the top.
take one in each paw and scoff em before every other bugger including ya dog does .wash down with ya best ale
sit down
burp
fart
fall asleep ful ltum &happy as a labrador in a butchers shop!