Thread: what am i to make of this

now now no3 -ive been speaking to God-apparently smiffucus &bairn and Ihave been delegated no1 so i will do ATC callsign O alpha
the call wil lbe _"oi fat feathered fuckers overhead fire mission (blow job) watch &shoot(dont look at the squires arse he will be offended yes you are a shortarse like me but thats no excuse)
I reckon thats pretty well spot on eh what! \course canadas or ferals will carry the designator "Big FF W&S"
the call Fat lab inbound -meansI am goin out to retrieve ducks yep the plump green shortarse neoprene leprachaun is floundering about. should the hiluix be active and parked up might pay to roll out the 12000lb winch rope in case what you buggers have often seen happenI do have a full safety harness with clip on safety links in shed -ashould i wear it-good god im sounding like police hq re ANZAC day!!

YES IN ANSWER TO YOUR ORIGINAL QUERY GIVIN FUCKUPS OF LAST 3WEEKS I MAY EVEN CARRY MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO PROVE TO SOME HIRSUITE BOOBY LADEN HOMESPUN WOOLEN BRA
G STRING ROMAN SANDAL CLAD CONSERVATION TYPE SPOtTY HERBERT DOC RANGER that i an in fact a registered human being
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now wont that cause consternation if it happens.

Well, now sir now that's all cleared up.....Let's have a good season mate.

Maybe just leave the homespun bra and the hemp undies at home this year mate. I will swap you a pair of green stinky imitation crocs for your llama skin sandals though.