Thread: why i hate stubble paddocks

Originally Posted by kotuku

mine the bloody paddock and get ready to catch anything remotely resembling an edible part of a goose or parrie.the flying rats though doubt if thered be anything left.PS good earmuffs &an understanding cockie may help too.
thelast option is to skina goose out and sew muzila in it then get him to flap round the paddock like a horny wee lassie to bring the young dumb&fulla cum ones in!

Would have to be a BIG goose skin to fit Muzila in