After avoiding everyone on the field, it is rumoured this woodcock has signed up with Manchester United for 2013:
Newcastle vs Reading - Bird on the Pitch - YouTube
After avoiding everyone on the field, it is rumoured this woodcock has signed up with Manchester United for 2013:
Newcastle vs Reading - Bird on the Pitch - YouTube
Strange how it landed after the first flight. Kind of like a belly flop
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
When I read the thread title I was under the impression that Tony Woodcock, the rugby player, was having a go at football
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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