ok ...so this one is a heart felt warning ...beware the salt water squirts ... spending a day in the water probably 5 hours with the water being warm and wicked shit happening ...so in the tide you would expect you get a few mouth fulls of salt water and a couple more as well ..for the next 24 hours fart with a great deal of caution ...salt water and your gut don't mix, trust me on this.. wet farts are a serious possabilty..
you will feel a slightly jelly belly and a few very mild cramps ... and then Farrrrrttttssssshhh.
F#&K my life.... stop laughing you barstards.
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