He is the Lord Mayor of Dannevirke. His nicknames include “Hare Hunter Dundee”, “Duck Destroyer Dundee”’ “Trout Tickler Dundee”, “Brown Bomber Dundee”, “Food Fucker Dundee”, “Rabbit Rooter Dundee”, “Pissed as a Parrot Dundee”, “Dundee the Dwarf” and my personal favourite, “The Watties Warrior”. Just ask for him by any of these names in the Main Street or alternately wait outside the local bottle store and look for the crowd wanting his autographs. Ha ha ha ha, he’s a mate and as you can see, I love giving him shit.
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