I smell a rat. Do you:
A. Make more noise than the average gnome?
B. Have a lazy eye?
C. Have ears that are not very far above your ankles?
D. Drink Lion Brown in packs of 24?
E. Have mates that have referred to you as the smurf?
F. Own a Leatherman?
G. Have a tendency to get pissed daily?
H. Milk cows for a living?
I. All of the above?