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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Where to start ... knives vs fingers & thumbs, Barrocouta vs bare foot (once), hand (couple of times). the old mad put a knife into his hand trying to open an oyster.

    Funniest was when a mate of mine hit himself in the face with a 16oz sinker. (well its funny now)

    Worst was helping do CPR a poor bugger that had a heart attack pushing his boat off his trailer.

    Oh and the small matter of me and a stingray.

    Yip fishing is just sooo relaxing!!
    Fun times Stingray.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
    Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
    Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
    Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
    Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Diver attacked by stingray - National - NZ Herald News

    Wasn't a great way to ruin a boys weekend of fishing.

    Beer in fridge, scallops and fish in chilly bin...Drop me here guys I'll just grab us a cray and well head in for a beer.
    Nil durum volenti !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stingray View Post
    Diver attacked by stingray - National - NZ Herald News

    Wasn't a great way to ruin a boys weekend of fishing.

    Beer in fridge, scallops and fish in chilly bin...Drop me here guys I'll just grab us a cray and well head in for a beer.
    Fancy choosing a user name like that and have the bloody Stingray hit ya. Glad your ok.
    "Thats not a knife, this is a knife"
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    we had a fishing misshap last night.............They wouldnt bit the lures we kept landing on their fuckn heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I was on a trip to Stewart Island on a hunting trip we went out for a fish I ended up with a hook in my forearm I had to cut the hook off myself start the outboard myself and get us back to shore
    The point was just out of skin we put the hook threw the rest of the way and cut it off was not impressed with so called mate who was in the centerfire seat of the dinghy no help at all

 

 

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