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  1. 01-05-2019, 07:42 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    I can only dive to the bottom if my moobs are above water when I am standing on it.
    Spare a thought for a former athlete that now has the water displacement capabilities of an ocean liner. If I were to dive head first into a pool these days I have good reason to believe that my pecker would not get wet before I reversed thrust and shot back out of the pool like a Polaris missile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Spare a thought for a former athlete that now has the water displacement capabilities of an ocean liner. If I were to dive head first into a pool these days I have good reason to believe that my pecker would not get wet before I reversed thrust and shot back out of the pool like a Polaris missile.
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