How to remove a fish hook

Enjoy fellas, this guy made me feel like a school girl because there is no way in effing hell I'd do this. Jump on board the string method!

How to remove a fish hook - Guide sticks 4 hooks in arm to demonstrate! - YouTube

BH

Have had it happen a couple of times (by other people letting their lines swing about in the boat!). On those occasions I just forced it through, cut the barb and pull it back out. Or if its shallow, use some ice to numb it then use a scalpel to cut it out. Last time I actually hooked myself and it was in real deep in my head, had to get the old man to cut it out. Sh*t it was sore :D

Someone give him some sharp hooks FFS...

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Originally Posted by Happy

Someone give him some sharp hooks FFS...

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+1

They always seem to go in a lot easier than that.

Iv never had the pleasure of removing a hook from flesh(tho that could change if i give this trout fishing a go:D ) but have seen the line one before, he was doing it wrong and pulling up, he should have been pulling the string from a lower angle in line with the table.

How about I pop around to your place VC, and we'll stick one in your arm and film it the way its meant to be :D

Fly fishing may change that VC ;)

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Originally Posted by Bavarian_Hunter

How about I pop around to your place VC, and we'll stick one in your arm and film it the way its meant to be :D

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Trying to talk the wife into holding and filming but she is refusing , I will see if i can find a new hook and give it a go:thumbup:

Uploading to utube if can remember how.

Stand by

The super computer is saying 28 mins to convert but from past experience it will be twice that if it doesn't crash:rolleyes:
Then probably an hour to upload to utube.

But i can say it went very well;)

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

The super computer is saying 28 mins to convert but from past experience it will be twice that if it doesn't crash:rolleyes:
Then probably an hour to upload to utube.

But i can say it went very well;)

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Photo to keep up interest? :o

Um na, used vid camera.
Should have taken a pic with phone.

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Um na, used vid camera.
Should have taken a pic with phone.

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Hole in arm? Photo ?? Getting sleepy.....

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Originally Posted by Gibo

Hole in arm? Photo ?? Getting sleepy.....

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Not much of a hole

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Not much of a hole

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Ok i'l wait :D

I see your still on line... Have another beer.
Its been converted and is uploading.
It started at 29mins has been goin for 10 and still has 39min to go :D
How the Hell does that work?

Jaysus Cam, you're a crackup mate. Hope you disinfected with vodka...:thumbsup:

Here it is.

How to remove a fish hook from your arm and other places - YouTube

Doris wasn't keen to be involved at all.

It was a brand new hook and I gave it a squirt of electra clean, its actually quite tough to insert...its not the point, that goes in a piece of piss its expanding the hole over the shaft and barb.
maybe if it was wet or lubed with olive oil or something?

Bwaahahaaa, "if you get blood on my table, you clean it up..." :D

This is the first time I have ever been "hooked" tho been pierced on the thumb plenty baiting up.
It really does come out easy and painlessly tho I think in some instances you would be better to push it threw and either cut off or crush the barb depending on where it is and how it is hooked.

Key with this method is to push down to clear the barb from flesh and keep your line angle flat to the hook when pulling.

I'm waiting for the how to remove a spear from your foot episode :oh noes: you made it look easy Veitnamcam they would have to hold me up and stop me fainting before the removal could begin:ouch...it hurts::ouch...it hurts::ouch...it hurts::ouch...it hurts::ouch...it hurts::sick::sick:

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Originally Posted by stingray

I'm waiting for the how to remove a spear from your foot episode :oh noes:

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Yea maybe not:D, not sure how that would even happen unless your mate thought your foot looked like a flounder?

So her pushing down made the hole stretch out like a letterbox slot and the barb could just limbodance it's way under the hanging skin entrance on the way out?

I suspect doing it quickly helps.



Please tell us Doris is not her real name

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Originally Posted by 308

So her pushing down made the hole stretch out like a letterbox slot and the barb could just limbodance it's way under the hanging skin entrance on the way out?

I suspect doing it quickly helps

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Ha ha ha yea almost, pulling it flat instead of inline with the hook does it more i think.

Fuck that was funny to watch VC!
Got the angle right for the camera in the end ;)


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you crazy son of a bitch fancy doing that for fun.:D

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Originally Posted by Dundee

you crazy son of a bitch fancy doing that for fun.:D

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Well i said he was doin it wrong and was called on it so what else do ya do :D

Lisa says your a good honest man. She enjoyed the clip. Me I still winch watching you harpoon yourself. Big respect just quietly. ...

If you want to see spear fishing gone wrong just google it.... Warning though some of it is very graphic eh.... Closest I being is watching the old man open a oyster with a bait knife and insert it up to the bone in his thumb. Pull it out chuck the offending oyster over the side and mutter something like bugger. Young mate curly was out with his mate noodle (should be a health warning right there) got poked in the face with the sharp end of a spear whilst noodle was loading his gun. Me and knifes seem to have issues though must run in the family eh.

that dumb ass yank failed how many times? And VC from our NZHS forum pulls it off.........or out....still bloody crazy:yuush:

you guys know you COULD just use mums uncooked roast pork to do these experiments, rite?
:bouaaaaah:
greg

Iv had a few whoopsies with knives over the years too stingray.

Most recent was trying to separate some frozen venison patties with the old mans barby mate, he had sharpened up one edge like a knife.
Ended up slicing a big wedge of meat down into the knuckle where the thumb meets the hand:(

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Originally Posted by veitnamcam

Iv had a few whoopsies with knives over the years too stingray.

Most recent was trying to separate some frozen venison patties with the old mans barby mate, he had sharpened up one edge like a knife.
Ended up slicing a big wedge of meat down into the knuckle where the thumb meets the hand:(

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Ouch that had to hurt.

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Here it is.

How to remove a fish hook from your arm and other places - YouTube

Doris wasn't keen to be involved at all.

It was a brand new hook and I gave it a squirt of electra clean, its actually quite tough to insert...its not the point, that goes in a piece of piss its expanding the hole over the shaft and barb.
maybe if it was wet or lubed with olive oil or something?

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Mate you are the epitome of a good Kiwi bloke. Money where your mouth is right there VC. Well done.

Hey VC reckon you'll need a tow rope for this one ......Attachment 19304

Human Kebab :XD:

Ha ha ha ha hacksaw anyone?

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Originally Posted by stingray

Hey VC reckon you'll need a tow rope for this one ......Attachment 19304

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Yea I recon best method of removal there would be

1 push button on eperib.
2 wait for evac
3 watch the doctor cut the end off and push threw under anesthetic.

On second look its not a fat gut its a buttocks!
Pull it out ya pussy!:yaeh am not durnk:

Ferkn mad!!!

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Originally Posted by Dundee

Ferkn mad!!!

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yeah the lot of you, especially veitnamcam. Still what can ya say, manned up.