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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Crabs are merely mechanised dandruff. A quick mow of the front lawn gives them no place to hide……………..or so I’ve heard. Ha ha ha ha
    Interestingly and surprisingly 'Crabs' and Headlice have quite advanced governance and treaties in place between them. A Pax between them gives the territory of the head including the beard if present to headlice and the inner thighs buttocks, genital zone and chest hair up to the neck to the 'Crabs'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moa Hunter View Post
    Interestingly and surprisingly 'Crabs' and Headlice have quite advanced governance and treaties in place between them. A Pax between them gives the territory of the head including the beard if present to headlice and the inner thighs buttocks, genital zone and chest hair up to the neck to the 'Crabs'.
    It takes a great deal of intelligence to reach such a pact. Who’d of thought the little buggers could have reached such an agreement?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    It takes a great deal of intelligence to reach such a pact. Who’d of thought the little buggers could have reached such an agreement?
    Have been told in the past that hairs from different areas of our body have different diameters and they have evolved to have the right sized legs to crawl around in it

 

 

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