Thread: Edwards hut fuckwits Saturday night.

Originally Posted by norsk

You are clearly under estimating my intense hardness.

I left out the bit about winning the knife fight against the squid taking place at 50 fathoms because I didnt want to sound like I was blowing my own trumpet. How do you think I got down that far sunshine? On the back of an Orca that just lost a swimming contest against me, thats how.

that's ridiculous, everyone knows that trumpets won't play underwater, the valves jam from the viscosity of the phytoplankton below 20 fathoms