Thread: Off for a ride...

[QUOTE=Gibo;280633]I'm in. Will be a laugh. My fondest memory of a horse was being kicked off in the middle of a river 4 hours into the Ureweras from Waimana. Lucky my cousin didnt go to far ahead. He found me looking like a wet rat heading for home on foot. We both got back and my stead was chewing a mouthful of grass in his paddock

Couple of questions:
@Scribe where is that mans pants?

Best things out in the bush. In and out of streams and they dry in minutes. The best 'no chafe' pants on the market.

Two faults, One is weak elastic and an errant knacker sliding down the crack in the rubbish tin lid...The rest you know.

The other is they are nylon and they burn quick when you hang them in front of the fire. Leaving you with no visible signs of support or decency for the rest of the month.