Thread: Swimming

Originally Posted by Willie

I found road biking is great

Id rather be a fat cunt to be fair, never fancied homosexuality.

Originally Posted by kiwijames

Id rather be a fat cunt to be fair, never fancied homosexuality.

Hahahahahahahahaha Lycra said!

Originally Posted by kiwijames

Id rather be a fat cunt to be fair, never fancied homosexuality.

hahahaha

I recon you'd be right at home in a pair of those lycra nappy pants that all the really cool riders go for.

Cheers
Pete

Originally Posted by kiwijames

Id rather be a fat cunt to be fair, never fancied homosexuality.

Well since you're homophobic do what I do. Ride the bike wearing jeans and an old T-shirt on an old mountain bike. Tight jeans on the thighs increases the resistance (makes you work harder) and you don't look like those unmentionable riders. Any exercise will work if you get the heart rate going. The fat guys at the pool just slooowly crawl through the water, barely rotating their arms. Grab the water and haul it and your fitness will increase. Same goes for anything, work in = results out. You could alternate between a few things, walking hills, riding a bike, swimming, banging the Mrs. They all burn energy and increase fitness. If it is fun you'll do it more.

Originally Posted by gadgetman

Well since you're homophobic do what I do. Ride the bike wearing jeans and an old T-shirt on an old mountain bike. Tight jeans on the thighs increases the resistance (makes you work harder) and you don't look like those unmentionable riders. Any exercise will work if you get the heart rate going. The fat guys at the pool just slooowly crawl through the water, barely rotating their arms. Grab the water and haul it and your fitness will increase. Same goes for anything, work in = results out. You could alternate between a few things, walking hills, riding a bike, swimming, banging the Mrs. They all burn energy and increase fitness. If it is fun you'll do it more.

Did a lot of MTB riding with the last dog. Was good exercise. Never felt the need to dress up in a Lycra gimp suit emblazoned with advertising for someone who doesn't pay though.

Originally Posted by kiwijames

Did a lot of MTB riding with the last dog. Was good exercise. Never felt the need to dress up in a Lycra gimp suit emblazoned with advertising for someone who doesn't pay though.

Pretty much the same, though I will confess to buying a couple of pairs of Tri-shorts with a bit of Lycra in them. But they were a practical solution for the little triathlons I was doing at the time.