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    Quote Originally Posted by Tahr View Post
    I took it as being tongue in cheek. The tears rolling down your cheeks were a give away.
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    Jeeze I walk in the back door tonight and literally got closed line by the clothes rack. Said too the kid "whats this doing in front of the fire?" I'm drying my overalls.
    Bloody fire wasn't even lit tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    Jeeze I walk in the back door tonight and literally got closed line by the clothes rack. Said too the kid "whats this doing in front of the fire?" I'm drying my overalls.
    Bloody fire wasn't even lit tonight.
    @Dundee

    I don't know what's funnier

    Your kid trying to dry his overalls in front of the fire that's not lit

    Or you getting clothes lined by it when you walked through the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dundee View Post
    Jeeze I walk in the back door tonight and literally got closed line by the clothes rack. Said too the kid "whats this doing in front of the fire?" I'm drying my overalls.
    Bloody fire wasn't even lit tonight.
    Mean of him to put the close line 3 feet off the ground mate


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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    Mean of him to put the close line 3 feet off the ground mate


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    Quote Originally Posted by BRADS View Post
    Mean of him to put the close line 3 feet off the ground mate


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    A cloths rack is only about 2 feet of the ground.......ha ha are you shrinking even more Dundee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    A cloths rack is only about 2 feet of the ground.......ha ha are you shrinking even more Dundee?
    The old short "windmill"


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    Shit I could use him as a weed wacker!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    An Irishman decides to paint the lounge, he tells his wife he will get it done while she's at golf. The wife arrives home to find her husband has got a lot further than she thought he would but the poor guy is working his arse off in his leather jacket and raincoat, the sweats pissing off him! The wife snaps "why the hell have you got all those clothes on?"
    The Irishman looks at her in disbelief. " read the fucking instructions on the can! It's says, You'll get a better finish with two coats on,"
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijames View Post
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    I love the look.

    Does he have any special spidey powers now?

    Cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    A cloths rack is only about 2 feet of the ground.......ha ha are you shrinking even more Dundee?
    Whats with all this feet n inches crap ? Have you suddenly turned into a septic ?
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