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About LinkBacksSome of us have to work. Grab a cheeky handful of Paula while you are there Tommy.Originally Posted by Tommy
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31-05-2017, 06:53 PM #91OPCz
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It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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Taking an annual leave day. It's only going to happen once, so why not eh. Have seen her not long ago out and about at an event, but there were multiple people wearing jackets and earpieces on that hot day that I suspect would prefer me not going in for a pash or anything like that Originally Posted by Rushy
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31-05-2017, 07:39 PM #93OPCz
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Just tell her Rushy sent you. It won't mean fuck all but it could by you a bit of time while she processes what you've said. Originally Posted by Tommy
Taking an annual leave day. It's only going to happen once, so why not eh. Have seen her not long ago out and about at an event, but there were multiple people wearing jackets and earpieces on that hot day that I suspect would prefer me not going in for a pash or anything like thatIt takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
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31-05-2017, 07:45 PM #94Member
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Great tactic! Pity she's not old Bob Hawke - get her to smash a pint of Waikato in 2 seconds flat. DPS probably have standing orders to keep her away from it at all costs, "Code GREEN" or something Originally Posted by Rushy
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31-05-2017, 08:26 PM #95OPCz
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She's a westie chick Tommy, I reckon she could skull a pint in no time flat and fart and belch the national anthem as a follow up. You never forget where you come from even if you go from DPB to DPM in a handful of years. Getting the DPS to draw their pistols at a shooting club opening would make the TV news in a flash. Give it a go mate. Originally Posted by Tommy
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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31-05-2017, 08:32 PM #96Member
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DPS and DPM shooting would be gold PR.
Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....
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31-05-2017, 08:35 PM #97OPCz
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Five will get you ten that she gives it a nudge and it'll be on TV that night.
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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31-05-2017, 08:41 PM #98Member
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I'm keen on them not shooting ME though Originally Posted by Beaker
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31-05-2017, 08:49 PM #99Member
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Just don't grab her arse or shoot over / at her, and you'll be fine Originally Posted by Tommy
Tommy likes this.Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....
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31-05-2017, 08:52 PM #100OPCz
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Bloody spoil sport. Originally Posted by Beaker
Just don't grab her arse or shoot over / at her, and you'll be fineIt takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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31-05-2017, 08:55 PM #101Member
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I think she may be at my office tomorrow, so I'll ask the dps guys what is acceptable groping before they shoot someone. Will that do? Originally Posted by Rushy
muzr257 likes this.Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....
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31-05-2017, 09:03 PM #102OPCz
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Cool let me know the answer, I may show up at the electoral office one day. Originally Posted by Beaker
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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31-05-2017, 09:13 PM #103Member
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Tell her smootches get votes Originally Posted by Beaker
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31-05-2017, 09:16 PM #104OPCz
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Ha ha ha ha I knew you'd be into it. On ya mate. Originally Posted by Tommy
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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31-05-2017, 09:39 PM #105Member
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Depending on how she looks, I may try that tomorrow to Originally Posted by Tommy
And I am changing electrolytes...... (predictive text is a pain)Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....
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