haunted rifles?????

You need to lay of goat meat for a bit bro!

Your a bunch of unsympathetic bastards, that all I'll say, oh for Fark sake

Don't give up on us goat commander they're like this all the time or farking worse! LOL

Your Irish aye : turn that thing round your looking thru the wrong end of the scope :P

Why do you think the gun is haunted?????? What is it doing ????

Gotta say as funny as the replys were it was pretty ratshit.

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Originally Posted by goatcommander

hi all, has anyone ever experienced a a cursed rifle or anything along the lines,

i have an old rifle and i think its haunted, either by some old spirt or by a disgruntled goat that i absoloutly made a total mess of at point blank.

what should i do? maori blesser?
please help

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Goatcommander, exorcise the demons by using it every day for a month.

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Originally Posted by Rushy

Goatcommander, exorcise the demons by using it every day for a month.

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and if it spits, stop stroking it


the cat! the cat you fool!!!!

im gunna go out on a limb here and suggest that i think GC is havin troubles sighting in this particuler firearm ?:ORLY:

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Originally Posted by Tussock

I had a rifle called Christine. It was pure evil, without a doubt it was cursed. I fired it 6 times and swore never again. I traded it to another guy (he took it even though it had tried to kill him previously).

In his possession it met the fate of all cursed rifles. It was sold on Trademe.

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What did this rifle do in those 6 shots fired Tussock? Bite your eye socket?

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Originally Posted by geezejonesy

im gunna go out on a limb here and suggest that i think GC is havin troubles sighting in this particuler firearm ?:ORLY:

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Nope just ghosts I reckon ha

Gc what sort of rifle you running? I had the same issue with a river 222 when I was young, couldnt hit a bull in the arse with that thing from 50 yards. Glad to see it fuck off. I think it may have been because it was so light and flimsy I could never get a proper rest or maybe because it was a ruger :)

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Originally Posted by Tussock

I had a rifle called Christine.

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There is the problem right there Tussock. It was female and didn't like the way you were touching her without the right amount of fore play and passion

shit if this is the case with a single goat my shotty needs a full scale vatican exorcism given the amount of wildfowl that have flown away laughing!.dunno squire she's a tad complicated.perhaps consult one of barry crumps books -he'd probably had some experience around this.
just a thought -did the goats head swivel as it roared"do you know who I am???"

GC, tell us what this haunted rifle does?

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