I had a similar conversation, I was working with some temporary labourers on a project, one of them in his early 20's.
The conversation turned to shooting, one of them asked how many guns I had.
I took a moment to tot up the total, and answered "nine".
"Why do you need nine guns?" (this delivered in a tone of self righteous astonishment)
I decided on the spur of the moment to go with an answer that would throw a spanner into his university educated intellect.
I looked him in the eye and said:" Because I'm insecure".
The conversation screeched to a halt.
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