Thread: Whoever said shooting was expensive was wrong

Originally Posted by Spook

You have only just started spending money mate...now you will be needing the hunting wagon, you cant take the town car to the bush, for one thing it wont handle the off road and the woman at home will bitch about not having the car..."I might need it"...then there is the new hunting dog with kennel, food, rego, vet bills...and the ol' "you cant take the dog, I need it for security"...and you think to yourself "ah fuck! that was one of the points you used to bullshit her into allowing a dog in the first place"...so you think you may as well get her interested in hunting...biggest fucken mistake ever...new gun in a pussy calibre (.243 comes to mind), new hunting clothes that you cant even swap with as she will pick pink camo, new boots that will be way too small for you...the list goes on, so just don't go there...never take a woman hunting or fishing, if they enjoy it you will never get time to yourself.
Then of course there are the heli trips to consider...expensive little fuckers they can be too. And of course there is the shares in the private hunting block to consider...this alone will bump the mortgage.
Don't even consider range shooting...those bastards are fucken mad and made of money...you will be buying a new gun every week.
And then there is the boat that you will need to buy...cause some days it's just too nice a day not to go fishing.

Is that a page from the "man manual"