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  1. 27-02-2021, 11:36 PM #1
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    A hoi hoi me harties

    Nice to meet you all & a cheery hello.

    My name be Flipper, I love big guns & big jugs. Mmmmmmmm................Jugs. But not keen on fuk wits, I throw those back



    Looking forward to taking the the piss outta anyone & everyone that talks BS, hahaha that's pretty much 90% of here, especially farmers poo wee what a bunch of self serving dicks
    Oh bless the internet, it gave every fuk tard & idiot a voice
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  3. 28-02-2021, 02:34 AM #2
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    Hi! Dolphins are a raunchy bunch!
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  4. 28-02-2021, 03:21 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by JessicaChen View Post
    Hi! Dolphins are a raunchy bunch!
    Deliberatly provocative or lavicious on Porpoise?
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  5. 28-02-2021, 07:58 AM #4
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    Welcome and in what home waters do you reside @Flipper?
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  6. 28-02-2021, 08:10 AM #5
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    Shiver me timber!
    Hoiost the main and ready the plank.
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    Use enough gun
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  7. 28-02-2021, 08:42 AM #6
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    Welcome aboard, I predict your time here will be short. Good luck going out with a bang
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  8. 28-02-2021, 08:11 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Jack View Post
    Welcome and in what home waters do you reside @Flipper?
    Cheers matey

    I'm all over the show, where ever there a fishies I'll be there, yum yum
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  9. 28-02-2021, 08:36 PM #8
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    Come on happy Jack everyone knows trolls live under bridges.

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    Welcome and in what home waters do you reside @Flipper?
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  10. 28-02-2021, 09:23 PM #9
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    Bet this dolphin drives a ford ranger
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    270 is a harmonic divisor number[1]
    270 is the fourth number that is divisible by its average integer divisor[2]
    270 is a practical number, by the second definition
    The sum of the coprime counts for the first 29 integers is 270
    270 is a sparsely totient number, the largest integer with 72 as its totient
    Given 6 elements, there are 270 square permutations[3]
    10! has 270 divisors
    270 is the smallest positive integer that has divisors ending by digits 1, 2, …, 9.
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  11. 28-02-2021, 09:28 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_Songhurst View Post
    Bet this dolphin drives a ford ranger
    a raptor version would be my guess...with pink fluffy dice in window
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    Why are there so many "hater's" on here ?

    What exactly have I done wrong ?

    I find it so funny that people on this forum jump all over anyone that come's, pokes or takes the piss outta things ? Have I abused any individual, no I haven't


    It seems there is a small group of "forum old boys" that think they be the forum police, Maybe you should go smell some flowers, enjoy life, stop dropping shit into the ocean & get off the toxic internet , lot's a love xxoo
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  13. 28-02-2021, 10:25 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flipper View Post
    Why are there so many "hater's" on here ?

    What exactly have I done wrong ?

    I find it so funny that people on this forum jump all over anyone that come's, pokes or takes the piss outta things ? Have I abused any individual, no I haven't


    It seems there is a small group of "forum old boys" that think they be the forum police, Maybe you should go smell some flowers, enjoy life, stop dropping shit into the ocean & get off the toxic internet , lot's a love xxoo
    Maybe you should stop trolling and go get a life, or a wife, or maybe netflix would help?
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  14. 28-02-2021, 10:43 PM #13
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    Oh yes trolling , what exactly is that ? seems to be a modern buzz word


    How Have I been "trolling" ?

    Did I attack you or make you upset in anyway ?
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  15. 01-03-2021, 08:18 AM #14
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    lol you take the cake, butter wouldn't melt in your mouth aye. You start with trolling and then claim not to know what it is. Unless you came down in the last shower anyone who uses the internet knows what a troll is and you are one.
    One of you first posts was to comment on a members daughter or wifes' tits in an add. And fuel onto the fire you do an intro saying 90% of people on here talk bullshit.
    You may just be having a laugh but since we don't know you from a bar of soap ( although you do have a bit of a sniff of a banned member coming back to stir shit), you may want to cool your jets until people know you are going to be a contributing member, and not just here to create trouble.

    can't put it much more plainly than that without using insults and more expletives
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  16. 01-03-2021, 09:37 AM #15
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    Is this a reincarnation of Tussock?
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