Thread: Lazy Bastard Intro

Introduction time...
I'm a lazy bastard, I'd rather be lying in a hammock, drinking a cocktail... over-looking a beach. But in reality I work as an English teacher trying to teach about 25 rowdy NZ teenagers...so basically I'm a 'crowd controller'.

I wake up every morning with the joy & excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep. The only time I really enjoy my job is when I think how my bank a/c would look without it.

So to relax and enjoy life I shoot my rifles and hunt. I can resist most expensive things in life except the temptation to buy rifles and shoot them (presently I am ok though as my gun safe is full).
I'm a firm bachelor, as it gives me time to hunt and there is no one around to 'tell' me 'advice'. I do however give myself excellent advice... but I am usually incapable of taking it.