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    Return from the dead

    I hope no one missed me ..my grave still open if you need a place to bury yourself .Started a new life ,so back.on board and living in a new area .All the best guys.. If you havent seen my updated profile ..Im going to open a sex shop ..under covid 19 lock down its classed as essential items .im.kidding
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    Indeed. A Sex shop can sell you a vibrator as essential but you cannot buy meat from a butcher...

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    Quote Originally Posted by timattalon View Post
    Indeed. A Sex shop can sell you a vibrator as essential but you cannot buy meat from a butcher...
    "Karen" has been told to go f%$# herself so many times that sex shops are now essential.

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    i was going to be a pimp and employ girls that wont do oral
    i'm going to call myself "the headless whoresman"
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    Welcome back.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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