Thread: BUUUUUURP

from le hoose ofthe little red plough Kotuku is pleased to announce
A plump mallard hen stuffed with breadcrumbs apple asnd mandarin-covered in bacon pieces roasted in oven with nice red tatties roasted in duck bacon fat .
wine of evening -assorted cans of european ale
dessert willbe the crusaders vs cheifs game acompanied by copious doses of wine of the night .

Harry&meghan eat ya hearts out

the farts &after effects will be traumatic to say the least. hot water is known to retreat back into the showerhead as silent but violent slips unseen unheard from yon plump quivering buttocks!!

Duck smuck, I'm having fish. Now that's a dish.

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"A plump mallard hen stuffed with breadcrumbs apple asnd mandarin-covered in bacon pieces roasted in oven with nice red tatties roasted in duck bacon fat .
wine of evening -assorted cans of european ale"

You know just cos it is the "Game cooking and Recipes" section an all.

duck, fish a chicken we did pluck.
cluck.

all ofvyou can practise flying fornication or if your arthritic make like a russian sprinter!! up the lot of yas and ya rockinhorses ya rode in on!
APOLOGIES TO ALF GARNETT
right shit a brick even i out did meself so heres the recipe
ANGUS A-youre the closest bloody man we have to gordon ramsay on herso illleave it to you to critique or twwek as you see fit!
right
countdown supermarket
couple of big red apples
a packet of bacon pieces (3.00-3.50)
loaf of bread( $1.00)
a mandarin or its big sister Tangelo

a mallrd hen or drake

break ya bread into fine bits(slice per bird)
grate your apple mix with crumbs
mandarin -shove into the cavity right hard up the neck
take bread /apple mix -pack the cavity.
close cavity cover breast in bacon bits (slice/dice as you wish)
dice em spuds up like youd do for mashed pud leave aside.
oven goes to high -duck in dish and this time "theyre on the journey'
20mins open oven eyeometer mk1- to ya taste
bird should be bubblin awayin a mix of duck.bacon fat
drop vem spuds in round it.
20mins repeat actions after eyeometer inspection.

20mins -I removed bird to seperate dish cover in foil put in bottom of oven

20min check em spuds till done to ypur taste .

takeem out of dish ,put em aside .slather with salt (for crispy) and keep warm.

turn oven onto grill check bird breast -0cover in plumjam soy sauce or in my case ginger&orange jam and put under the grill
5-10min
check with eye ometer-your own taste is paramount .

all being OK ,remove carve an serve with side dishes to your taste .

Me -Im bloody amzed i outdid meself -plump tender sweet flesh ,bacon fruit flavours galore.

right gotta go crusaders about to shag the chiefs but ya heard it here .

angus you there angus -waitn for your opinion

right you reckless wee huas -its dessert comment

Ist of all me crusaders -like D8 dozers in soft soil -theyre platying like kids in a sandpit!
the cheifs(aka titty pullers)charlie ngataia ,brodie rtallick -playing outa their skins but what of the other fucking 13
DUMIN(TONTON)MCKUNZIE-when he kicks looks like a ballerina having a TNT suppositoryand a seagull on steroids-either way the fucking pill is gonna land in izzy daggs /david havillis hands.
comentary-SKY team _justine marshamallow-the cheif are ahead ,the game has changed in their favour .......smiffy -yup ya right marshy..ref (to nagatai almost on cheifs tryline) .charlie your boys one more infringement offside and someone walks!!
marshmasllow to scott roberstson"Razor ..marshy here mate ...blah blah blah .shows scott rs tolerance to listen to such ingratiating crap..me..fuck off ya pillow biter!
Incidentally ..no shit sherlock ..my 2nd son has scott robertson original crusaders jacket presented by razor himself when Ryan played U10s for suburbs rugby(luke romano was 1st /5).the crusaders attended the junior monthly dinner and awards an d by hell it was a gem to stand and watch those kids faces.andrew mehrtens also presented ryan with a dsigned ball which he had for years till it finally decomposed!!
shit a brick Cheifs got a biggun -retallick is gone .

well which of ya doubting thomases had $10 each way which it tipped ya!

OK lets get serious -what a feed what a night

COMMUNICATION
neesam -ngataia -mckenzie-tell the bloody forwards what the back line is gonna do-reassure the more inexperienced -yup were behind but stick to ya task KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID

wasnt there

the crusaders like SAS in a playpen-that head job will plant uncertainty in the opponents every time and hence most of this team are all blacks

scrum70mins approx -matt todd lukeromano &crocky -wee chat-shit no it aint no do ya want sugar in your tea!

Wyatt crockett must be decorated for services to super rugby like mcCaw was for allblacks!

BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP-andthats onlt the belch



whoooa imagine if we had olfactory sensation WWW-then you could establish a very intimate olfactory relationship with the farts!