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Smothered is way over the top but sweet chilli does compliment some venison dishes.
You must be a hard man to please WH?
I would most likely only last one trip with you as we'll. my cooking would be good enough I spose. My constant flatulence, snoring and my general demeanour would result in a lack of any future invites.

The rest you mention is standard But you don't fuck the best venison there is with any type of tucker fucker.