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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    Use a clear 6-16mm hose cut long enough to go from bottom of fryer over the edge and down to the floor.
    stand upright and suck on hose watching it fill towards your mouth,within a inch or two of mouth rempve from mouth and block with thumb, lower thumb and hose to recepicle that is lower that the bottom of fryer and release thumb.
    Shit the bed you just drained the fryer!.
    I'd get a female to do it!
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    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I'd get a female to do it!
    That would never get the "job" done Maca......You are married yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    That would never get the "job" done Maca......You are married yes?
    Well you must definitely be married haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    I'd get a female to do it!
    Mmmmm, and then sneak in, clean it out properly, clean up the mess on the floor, then congratulate her on doing it well

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    Quote Originally Posted by oraki View Post
    Mmmmm, and then sneak in, clean it out properly, clean up the mess on the floor, then congratulate her on doing it well
    Oraki I know Maca for the disgusting old bugger that he is. He was insinuating that it was better to have a female sucking on the pipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Oraki I know Maca for the disgusting old bugger that he is. He was insinuating that it was better to have a female sucking on the pipe.
    Yip, being 5'nothing, that went straight over my head, plus the tea totaling, church going clean as lad that I am, I still don't 'get' it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Oraki I know Maca for the disgusting old bugger that he is. He was insinuating that it was better to have a female sucking on the pipe.
    Well you wouldn't want to be Blowing It!
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

 

 

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