Hmmmm brace of pheasant, brace of mallard, brace of impact...aaaaa?????:D
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Hmmmm brace of pheasant, brace of mallard, brace of impact...aaaaa?????:D
Need to enjoy the pure flavour of my venison
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Well that flagon lasted well I thought.:ORLY: 11/9/14 was scribbled on it:D
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Suppose you mark your undies the same way?
Roast hogget on left goat on the right.
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Found more watties:D:thumbsup:
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I.m not all that sure why you eat normal food, its wasted on you
I don't get FUCKEN offended we eat well here:D
dundee old mate -fuel up the trusty steed ,pile a crew on board and head direct to the watties factory. somewhere along the way find a spare mini tanker (behind a country pub is a good site)-if it aint chained up -hitch the bitch &make tracks this is an emergency.:ORLY:
get to the factory and tell em youre not moving till that tankers full of watties finest tomato sauce:wtfsmilie:(130gallons if me memories correct). on the way home call at the brewery and grab a pallet of ya favourite tonsil lubricant(nothing like buyin in bulk!):thumbsup:
right get it home -bung it somewhere where it cant be got atand bobs ya uncle.:pacman:
if ya catch PTor Sean havin a sniff round hiff a shitty gumboot in their direction"ya should know better than to pinch an old mans comforts ya pups" or your modified agricultural version:yuush:. I'd be a litttle careful round mother dundee though cause an offended wifes bite is usually pretty devestating to a bloke at any time.:sick:
anyhow best of luck at least you dont earn 250,000pa work in wellington and get asked stupid bloody questions everytime you go somewhere!:cool:
gadget man you there?? has tim erider givin you a towel up over lettin out secrets??:pissed off:if not she should give you a good thrashing with H&F latest catalogue, then make you streak down the street in the red racing crableg longjohns!!;)
Pay out is going to be shit:( But at least I have cranked open my new five litre flagon tonight.:D
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