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Thread: So you like a steak.

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    So you like a steak.

    Go to Fiordland
    Shoot stag in roar
    That night heat cooking plate to pretty hot
    Add oil, then add the inside steaks IN ONE PIECE
    Turn a few times.
    Rest for at least five minutes then cut
    Pick up axe handle to smash wanker over the head that wants to put any kind of sauce onto it

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    Five days later go outside and grab the outside steaks and cook them the same.

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    never mind the bacon bit just eat the steak. dont need bacon to mask the flavour.

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    Yep, that got the juices flowing.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Were you pissed taking the photo or did the camera catch the earth spinning
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    VIVA LA HOWA

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    With the GoPro Toby so no flash, and yes, there was rum involved in the making of this photo.

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    I noticed it said shoot a stag, so meat came from a stag? wheres a pic of the stag.
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    It's been too long since I've tasted backsteak

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    Yeah nah bro

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    No holiday if you take a camera Tussock.

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    Iv still got a fiordland backsteak in the fridge, really should do something about that.

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    Heres a fiordland venison stew,tho i must confess its Nelson venison
    Stews are always better the second or third day I recon and worth pre making for a trip.heat and eat
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    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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    That is a good looking pot you have there VC
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms

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    Its a shitty alloy camp oven,already flew in my cast iron frying pan couldn't justify a cast iron camp oven as well!
    "Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.

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