Thread: So you like a steak.

Go to Fiordland
Shoot stag in roar
That night heat cooking plate to pretty hot
Add oil, then add the inside steaks IN ONE PIECE
Turn a few times.
Rest for at least five minutes then cut
Pick up axe handle to smash wanker over the head that wants to put any kind of sauce onto it



Five days later go outside and grab the outside steaks and cook them the same.