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Thread: What would be our equivilent?

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    What would be our equivilent?

    The Aussies have come up with a new burger called the "Kangemu" which as you will see from the article below has upset a few sensitive wee souls but what intrigues me is what would be our equivilent? Perhaps the "Tuatiwi"


    Kangemu burger rages Aussie patriots

    An all-Australian burger has been launched - but the move has left traditional patriots fuming. The Coat of Arms burger, which recently went on sale at Grill'd, contains 80 per cent kangaroo meat and 3 per cent emu. The patriotic patty is nestled in a range of Australian ingredients, such as goat's cheese and quandong.

    The burger has been slammed by the Australian Monarchist League's chairman Phillip Benwell, who took issue with the use of Australia's coat of arms. "The coat of arms represents a nation and using it in a marketing campaign rather demeans the coat of arms and ridicules it," he said.

    The burger has also earned the derision of nutritionists, who note it contains 40 per cent of the daily fat intake for an adult. Despite this, the novelty aspect of the burger is sure to bring in customers, and its limited-edition run will also ensure its popularity.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
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    Kiwi burger!!!!!!!!! 100% Kiwi whaka yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Do we really need an equivalent?

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    Anything edible on our Coat of Arms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Anything edible on our Coat of Arms?
    A sheap and some wheat. We've already got lamb burgers and weet-bix though

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    Re: What would be our equivilent?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    Kiwi burger!!!!!!!!! 100% Kiwi whaka yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kiwi boat?
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    If we bred Kiwi for burgers we would probably save them from extinction, could serve with 1080 sauce!

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    I always smile to myself when I see Kiwi Bacon on the supermarkets, hehe.

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    Re: What would be our equivilent?

    That is a great idea, one iv argued for some time.
    As far as Im aware no species ever farmed by humans for food has ever gone extinct
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    We could have a Pukeburger, that would stir a few people up !

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    Quote Originally Posted by redbang View Post
    We could have a Pukeburger, that would stir a few people up !
    It would be bloody tough though
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    How about a 'wallum' burger, wallaby & possum, with a black swan jus !,,,,,,,, that would get the aussies really narked up.....
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    I have never eaten Kiwi and am not planing on it but if a burger came out I sure would taste it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    How about a 'wallum' burger, wallaby & possum, with a black swan jus !,,,,,,,, that would get the aussies really narked up.....
    I think you have just cracked it Scouser. Brilliant
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Imagine...takahe with truffle sauce, scalloped kumara with creme fraiche...ooops, sorry, just a taurettes moment there!!
    ...amitie, respect mutuel et amour...

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