Thread: Your opinion of tofu.

Food of the Gods
Actually quite Ok If cooked right
Meh
Wouldn't feed it to my Dog
I fed it to my Dog and it died
You will be shunned by me if you eat it
You will hasten the apocalypse if you eat it

I fed it to my dog and it disowned me.

evil vegan hippy shite
vege is evil, fruit is worse and salad is the work of satan
tofu is even worse !!

I have tried it. I found it quite tasteless/bland. But I'm no cooking connoissuer.
I actually wondered if I was eating the same thing that people were raving about. Meh for me.

7-08 tika's kill it good

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Add chilli, meat, garlic, soy sauce - to 5% tofu, and it's ok

Finely diced and then a liberal amount of olive oil over it. It slides off the plate and into the bin easier.

Is that even a food group? If so it's never been available in this house.

Have loved the stuff since my first flatmate showed how you could make a whole pack taste like bacon-worked for my first year apprentice food budget.

Many moons later I lived in Taiwan for a couple of years and a fellow kiwi took me to a local hole in the wall takeaway that sold what he described as the "crack cocaine of tofu"https://thewoksoflife.com/ma-po-tofu-real-deal/ I have never tried to make it at home but it is now how i judge a Chinese restaurant.

If only crazy hippies hadn't somehow introduced tofu to NZ as a shitty meat replacement, rather than the veggie it is

It's alright if cooked properly but still meh.
All comes out looking the same.

It's not meat. It's also not one of the 3 major food groups: Rum, Coke, chips. Sorted!

Originally Posted by Beaker

Add chilli, meat, garlic, soy sauce - to 5% tofu, and it's ok

Then throw away the Tofu before eating the remainder. Horrible tasteless crap it is.

Originally Posted by Max Headroom

Food of the Gods
Actually quite Ok If cooked right
Meh
Wouldn't feed it to my Dog
I fed it to my Dog and it died
You will be shunned by me if you eat it
You will hasten the apocalypse if you eat it

Perhaps this should be on a cooking forum?

Originally Posted by Shearer

Perhaps this should be on a cooking forum?

Just a bit of fun .

This sums it up pretty well