now listen old chasp -ive a psycho babble solution to your problem .
take another gulp of scotlands finest
lean in close to the offending joint
and in remembrance of one of countrys finest men GeorgeJones
croon
"I FALL TO PIECES
AND I SUGGEST YOU FUCKING DO TOO
option two
If you know any old westcoast coal miners -
a suitably applied dollop of Nobels #5
lavishly wrapped about that reticent joint
and ignited once youre undercover in the dunny or outside
mat prove you wont take no for an answer
just sayin like![]()
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