Maybe DOC dumped 1080 all over them and now their livers are failing especially after being inundated with opossum and trout carcasses plus GM swedes have given them lead poisoning both from the swede and the Black Ops ninjas who leave no trace or exit wound and the local vet is covering up for Don Brash who is a mates with Nick Smith (who we all know owns the US 1080 factory) and used Crusher Colins foibles as a decoy to poison some mice on the coast in the hope of killing all our deer (cause they're disappearing fast mate) and the guys from Fish and Game are laughing all they way to the bank cause now they have exclusive rights to trout fishing across NZ for free (cause who wants to catch a radioactive trout) and are propping up their other mates (probably John Key) who is crashing the dairy industry with melamine milk (via GM swedes of course) to drive down the dollar and get the FX gains (cause he bought a heap of greenbacks from Obama in Hawaii). Oh and its bound to involve some jews somewhere too.
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