hmmmm-went for warrant the other day.pullup at gargae "oh shit me boots full of duckshootin gear".
anyhow tell owner bloke -"any guns?" Fuck no ,not the way we lepers are looked upon noe no way jose .ant weapon in my wagon travelles double locked under my extremely septic eyes...any how why'd ya ask.??
car dropped in other day for warrant -owner bloke leaves his number ....boys go to put it on ramp exited it like a tomcat with thinners on his ballsack.I looks in fucking gun sticking out!
Irang the bastrds phone
"Hello, CONSTABLE ...speaking..........."
I stood and stared my jaws flapping like a dunny door in the norwester.
ithought he was pullin ma proverbial ..oh no he aint!
dunno if warrant was done ,but had i been the proprieter it would be refusal ,reading of pedigree,and a vist to local copshop in a very unfriendly fashion with probable comments on housekeeping abilities of constabulary!
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