Thread: Drunk man shoots himself

Originally Posted by kotuku

FGs -multitasking is the sole domain of woman ,or so im told .this bears that out .either you concentrate on drinking ......or you concentrate on shooting ,man cant do both .bugga me its hard enough to hit the bloody target when im 100%sober ,let alone god forbid when ive got a skinful

always know when im pissed

"OLD MAN GO TO BED ya snoring like an elephant farts!LOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUDDDDLLLY"-ask GSPF -hes actually heard it and claims to have leapt out of bed and taped the bloody lightbulbs into their sockets throughout the hut.He also claims to have seen bunkroomwalls caving in as i inhaled.I reckon he exaggerates a smidgeon.!

While I snore when I sleep sober, apparently last roar while I was sleeping there was a stag roaring back at me.....They were laughing so hard they failed to get a clear recording. No wonder my wife sleeps better when I work night shift.