Thread: Fastways Courier Calling The Cops?

Originally Posted by 40mm

i went into my tank once, twice maybe three times. just found it was a nice peaceful place to be. one of the trips into the abyss, a 54mm holesaw and mandrell dropped out of my drill and splashed chocolate primo into my mouth. wanna kiss?

Short version of a very long story - at Tekapo Camp 1981 I think (31B battery, 3rd field regiment) I was on camp patrol on the night of a booze-up. Wandering about after it had finished (wondering if I should pinch some more aerials of the Aussie sig landies, ours were always broken and there were no spares) and here's a bunch of big guys with a little guy by the heels shoving him headfirst down one of the pit toilets. Bugger this I thought and fled to the guardhouse for reinforcements. When we got back all was quiet and no-one down in the pit. Found out later that a guy called "Smithy" had chundered his falsies down into the pit and after numerous other ideas being unsuccessful being lowered was the only practical solution!!