Thread: Home Made Safe

shit i thought OP was talkin about donald trumps bedroom.!
My wife is my security system -you go near em and she'll coo in your ear"what sort of flowers would you like on your casket".me i wont speak but a casket wont be rquired -imsure the chainsaw could render it into something resembling dog tucker.
after all how does the tune go"you only live once .....and die trying"'...think about it its bloody true!
soo-happy days all!