Thread: jesus wept

well pengy old chap[ youve my sympathies there- ya must wonder how ya come to be akin to daggy sheeps arse on a hot day -attracting this blowfly!
if you encounter him again take him aside and genteely point out that youre no longer an item ;furthermore should he not take heed youll invoke the oscar pistorious defence and he wont have a leg to stand on- but make sure ya dont stump him.