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  1. 24-03-2014, 03:32 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshC View Post

    Hahaha. Sounds like the description of your grandma
    Bwah hahaha!! She did mention a cute little bloke named Josh from down there, said you loved unfolding her creases with your tounge, I said stop it grannie thats gross!
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  2. 24-03-2014, 04:24 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Bwah hahaha!! She did mention a cute little bloke named Josh from down there, said you loved unfolding her creases with your tounge, I said stop it grannie thats gross!
    And that's it.. Its just gone further down hill !!
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  3. 24-03-2014, 05:11 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    And that's it.. Its just gone further down hill !!
    No point messing about, rolled straight to the bottom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Bwah hahaha!! She did mention a cute little bloke named Josh from down there, said you loved unfolding her creases with your tounge, I said stop it grannie thats gross!
    Umm, very sorry but I couldn't resist, all this licking you speak of made me think of a photo I unfortunately set eyes on the other day. I hoped to never see it again but I felt it was necessary to share so I've taken one for the team to dredge it up, took me a while to find it again, but I prevailed and here it is for you you to revel in mutual disgust!

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    So ..... it has come to this ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick666 View Post
    Umm, very sorry but I couldn't resist, all this licking you speak of made me think of a photo I unfortunately set eyes on the other day. I hoped to never see it again but I felt it was necessary to share so I've taken one for the team to dredge it up, took me a while to find it again, but I prevailed and here it is for you you to revel in mutual disgust!

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    You wont fit in for long if you keep lying! That was your screen saver aye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    You wont fit in for long if you keep lying! That was your screen saver aye
    Fuck .... ok, I alternate


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    So ..... it has come to this ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick666 View Post
    Fuck .... ok, I alternate


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick666 View Post
    Fuck .... ok, I alternate


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    Far out I don't know if even @Neckshot would have enough baby oil for that "little" beauty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy View Post
    Far out I don't know if even @Neckshot would have enough baby oil for that "little" beauty
    He is busy on the Olive press as we speak Happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick666 View Post
    Fuck .... ok, I alternate


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    .................................................. ............nothing a 44 gallon drum of baby oil couldn't help overcome the daunting task of tipping that up..............................nah id give up baby oil looking at that.
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  11. 24-03-2014, 09:54 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    .................................................. ............nothing a 44 gallon drum of baby oil couldn't help overcome the daunting task of tipping that up..............................nah id give up baby oil looking at that.
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    youd need a BIG bin of flour and a picture on her back
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