I don't want to name names as I'm a bit of a gunshop whore - I get around them all so anyway, I was looking around at shotguns not so long ago and I had a hold of a nice looking shotgun and the guy in the gunshop asked me to point it at him "Right between the eyes". The shop was quite busy and it just went against the grain fullstop. I told him I couldn't do it even though I knew it was unloaded, it just felt wrong. He reckoned it was the only way he could tell if it fitted me. Is he for real or what?
Anyway, I shouldered it one last time at about 45degrees away from him and next thing he shoots round in front of me and looks back up the barrel at me!! "It fits you perfect" he says.
I handed the gun back and walked out - Fuck that, it's just wrong!!
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