Thread: POLICY not law changes

once nailed a dopey set of wannabe car thieves obviously the product of a grubby petri dish.
2am stinking hot summers morning -toohot to sleep -mummy up and about .cul de sac here -in bowls a scruffy hoon mobile chimp music thumping out ,bare pimply arses hanging out rear windows .who they spy neighbours ute with riding gear in back -make a beeline with screwdriver to unlock it.
her indoors is instantly onto boys in blue giving a running commentary whilst im watching the other side.
ypiee its the blue cavalry -rats fucking scatter(bad move nowhere to run)
up the street an extremely large dog handler with a equally large specimen of very interested german shepherd busting arse to get loose .
come out or I let it go -aint had a feed today.
out strolls spotty herbert of screwdriver fame told to sit ,lustily protesting his innocence whilst seated in the gutter outside our place .
out walks me
hes the one officer and theres his screwdriver under the rear diff of the truck!
result 4 dollops of DNA loaded up and moved out leaving the chimpmobile.
well the next day when spott arses skinny wee bucktoothed sheilas turned up to pick up said chimpmobile ....alas ..alack its godzilla stereo and boomboxes have gone AWOLl -replaced by a sign "car theives arent welcome here -help yourself".
Oh dear the frantic phonecalls and tantrums when this was discovered -why i colllapsed in mirth nearly drowning in the froth on my beer

word must have got round -aint seen any since .
us always had good neighbours multiple sets of eyes better than one -set foot on either property and you will be challenged.If youre legit -no worries(99%generally are)but if youre a miscreant or jehovahs witness mormon etc -adios smartish -dont come back.
If god cant mow my lawns i cant stand and talk!