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    Lawyers are like bandaids...we can knock them for all we like, until, we need one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EeeBees View Post
    Lawyers are like bandaids...we can knock them for all we like, until, we need one...
    haha horrible analogy but i feel what your saying . anyway fuck stressing about what this dickhead dummer dude might or might not do and go hunting/shooting. theres dickheads in every corner of society, huntings no different, some people get what they deserve, most dont. in this life anyway. thats why we got beers and mountains and stripclubs
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    Quote Originally Posted by EeeBees View Post
    Lawyers are like bandaids...we can knock them for all we like, until, we need one...
    They are in their own self perpetuating world that we unfortunately must tread from time to time.

    Actually most of the law jokes I've heard came from one of my law lecturers/tutors.

    Q: What do you call 2000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start.

    Q: Why don't sharks eat lawyers that fall off yachts?
    A: Professional courtesy.

    Q: Why are scientists using lawyers for lab experiments rather than rats?
    A: They grow less of a personal attachment.
    There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!

 

 
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