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    got the cow sorted -stripped her and reassembled telling her what a dirty itie turkish camel copulator she was .back into silicone gunsock and into gunsafe to sulk her heart away.
    GO THE MIGHTY ESCORT!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    got the cow sorted -stripped her and reassembled telling her what a dirty itie turkish camel copulator she was .back into silicone gunsock and into gunsafe to sulk her heart away.
    GO THE MIGHTY ESCORT!!!
    allow me
    grab stoeger in one hand escort in the other travel to Rakaia gorge bridge.
    walk to viewing platform and in a windmill type motion cast first escort then stoeger to the east.

    return to a real gunshop and purchase a Remington 870 in either wingmaster or pre patent expiry express model.
    then enjoy a life of no jams no light load sencitivity.
    here endeth rhe lesson
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsp follower View Post
    allow me
    grab stoeger in one hand escort in the other travel to Rakaia gorge bridge.
    walk to viewing platform and in a windmill type motion cast first escort then stoeger to the east.

    return to a real gunshop and purchase a Remington 870 in either wingmaster or pre patent expiry express model.
    then enjoy a life of no jams no light load sencitivity.
    here endeth rhe lesson
    should you wish to play helicopters with your wee shotty ,im quite happy to take a front row seat .the moot point is -does the rakaia river presently have enought water to buffer the impact of your rotund carcasse hitting it a 20kph
    .furthermore im sure the ashburton council upon hearing of your superman efforts could possibly send you something unsavoury for deliberate pollution of major waterways.

    Ps hows ya bum for fleas??

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    Quote Originally Posted by kotuku View Post
    should you wish to play helicopters with your wee shotty ,im quite happy to take a front row seat .the moot point is -does the rakaia river presently have enought water to buffer the impact of your rotund carcasse hitting it a 20kph
    .furthermore im sure the ashburton council upon hearing of your superman efforts could possibly send you something unsavoury for deliberate pollution of major waterways.

    Ps hows ya bum for fleas??
    tickle me arse with a feather
    sorry meant to say particuly nasty wheather

 

 

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