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  1. 29-07-2013, 01:47 PM #1
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    Dogs busted !

    My Mrs was giving me greif about my dogs apparently sneaking into house and steeling food items from shopping bags . So I did some detective work , here's some of what I found , 1x tube toothpaste , 4x chocolate bars ,cup of soup , loaf of bread , tray of raspberry buns , 3x cat foods ,2x biscuits , also one girls g string and a dead sparrow .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    My Mrs was giving me greif about my dogs apparently sneaking into house and steeling food items from shopping bags . So I did some detective work , here's some of what I found , 1x tube toothpaste , 4x chocolate bars ,cup of soup , loaf of bread , tray of raspberry buns , 3x cat foods ,2x biscuits , also one girls g string and a dead sparrow .

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    'also one girls g string'....great im going to be reincarnated as a dog....ruff, ruff..........
    While I might not be as good as I once was, Im as good once as I ever was!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouser View Post
    'also one girls g string'....great im going to be reincarnated as a dog....ruff, ruff..........
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    Got yourself a horder there by the looks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    My Mrs was giving me greif about my dogs apparently sneaking into house and steeling food items from shopping bags . So I did some detective work , here's some of what I found , 1x tube toothpaste , 4x chocolate bars ,cup of soup , loaf of bread , tray of raspberry buns , 3x cat foods ,2x biscuits , also one girls g string and a dead sparrow .

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    Start feeding the poor thing, Eating dead sparrows not a good look, were has been for a GIRLS G string? He also been looking thru windows??
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwijames View Post
    Prepper bro, Prepper!
    Sure R93 hasnt had a hand at rearing that dog??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Munsey View Post
    also one girls g string Attachment 12738
    Check the garden carefully, he may have buried a stripper somewhere
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    I would get his cholesterol checked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Sure R93 hasnt had a hand at rearing that dog??
    Sorry KJ I thought your post said Peeper. R93 is an expert at perving!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    Sure R93 hasnt had a hand at rearing that dog??
    If that was the case it would be a mankini....
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    Sounds like your dog was planning on doing some "entertaining" with a neighbours pooch.
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    Nothing wrong with Prepping or peeping. Smart dog.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.
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    FFS get it a run and look after it before it eats something that will cost you a couple of grand to get removed.
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    Dog stealing a loaf of bread haha. When did he get in and walk with the a loaf of bread and you didn't notice? I bet he was chuffed as
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