Thread: Forever puppy

Originally Posted by EeeBees

Dear Toby, if a chick finds a dog a magnet to the man then forget her...she is not going to pick up the dog vomit and poos, she is not going to feed it (unless under a promisory note of money, dinner, wine, new handbag, jewellery)...she just thinks its cute...until it pees on the coat she left in the hall...thats where the man comes in, or out, rather!!!

PS...you dont need a yappy little dog to magnetise the females, Toby...use your godgiven talents of charm, witty repartee, and gentlemanly guile...

Be buggered EB, even my cook has a soft spot for some of them. Even talked about keeping her that retired herself.
As for the little yappers, if you could get their energy into the big dogs. Well ok, into a lab you'd have a hell of a dog.

Toby, cute is real good BUT you have a time frame to work to with it. After that you are only targeting specialized females.