Thread: The Loonies are taking over....

https://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/956...ouncillor-says

Originally Posted by berg243

at that rate the animals will have rights to vote soon.

they would have to "identify as human", also if the animal was neutered could it came extra rights as a minority sex group ?

Originally Posted by gonetropo

they would have to "identify as human", also if the animal was neutered could it came extra rights as a minority sex group ?

Which toilet would it use? In fact doesn't that raise some interesting points... Shitting in the street should then be arrest-able, let alone shagging. Even I got warned for pissing on a lamp post once.

Originally Posted by berg243

at that rate the animals will have rights to vote soon.

Dogs voting for dogs... not that bad?

One cat being desexed every 100 seconds? How many cats do they have?

I read that 3 times i don't fully understand what the fuck they are on about , people cant be called owners incase the dog gets upset ? , pests are being killed but its morally wrong ? ...I like doggy style where does that fit in ...does that mean I need to be microchiped ?

Originally Posted by Boaraxa

I read that 3 times i don't fully understand what the fuck they are on about , people cant be called owners incase the dog gets upset ? , pests are being killed but its morally wrong ? ...I like doggy style where does that fit in ...does that mean I need to be microchiped ?

The last bit of info there is a wee gem which nearly made me spill my glass or red all over the floor. slightly too much info there @Boraxa;

Originally Posted by Boaraxa

I read that 3 times i don't fully understand what the fuck they are on about , people cant be called owners incase the dog gets upset ? , pests are being killed but its morally wrong ? ...I like doggy style where does that fit in ...does that mean I need to be microchiped ?

Probably muzzled in public too

Originally Posted by berg243

yep and desexed to qualify for the cheap rego fees.

That makes sense better off in the long run going for the cheap rego than chasing dingo,s & stray pups

Originally Posted by Boaraxa

I read that 3 times i don't fully understand what the fuck they are on about , people cant be called owners incase the dog gets upset ? , pests are being killed but its morally wrong ? ...I like doggy style where does that fit in ...does that mean I need to be microchiped ?

i got "doggy style" last night
i sat and begged for an hour, she rolled over and played dead

see what drinking to much Waikato does to you

Well this threads just gone to the other dimensions really fast
I didn't understand the article either below my pay grade I guess
Then again I've told my dog so many times not to call me owner........guess you can't teach the old dog new tricks....he loves cats has eaten a few so I guess going back for seconds is ok in the animal kingdom too
Did you say CAT!

my missus reckoned i went doggy -so i thought fuck this and started eating dog rollthe bloody funerals tomorrow after some prick run me over as i lay on the road lickin me balls at leisure-its a dogs life WTF you on about willis

Originally Posted by Sideshow

Well this threads just gone to the other dimensions really fast
I didn't understand the article either below my pay grade I guess
Then again I've told my dog so many times not to call me owner........guess you can't teach the old dog new tricks....he loves cats has eaten a few so I guess going back for seconds is ok in the animal kingdom tooAttachment 73614
Did you say CAT!

pussy -did you say pussy boss-lemme outta here